15 September 2008
To All Protectors of Justice and Freedom!
You know how in all the superhero TV shows and movies they don't reveal their identity to those they love and care about for fear of jeopardizing their lives? I just want you to know that if you do have an alter ego, you can tell me. I'm tough enough to handle your nemesis. I know that there can be loneliness is keeping such secrets. But I will be there for you. You can trust me.
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I don't know Vanessa...I've lost a great many friends by revealing my superhero-ness..uh oh, I just let the cat out of the bad, didn't I? Well there you go. I'm a super hero. I'll have to get back to you on what exactly I'm a hero over...but I'm pretty sure I am one! HA HA! (what about you?! I'm POSITIVE that you have some confessing of your OWN to do!)
oops, should have been, "let the cat out of the BAG" - I know how to spell (and for the record typing is not my super hero power for obvious reasons!)
Fine I'll just say it. I'm Superman. Wow I do feel better.
Vanessa,
I guess now as good time as any to tell you that I'm the person really responsible for getting you to start training at Absolute...I paid your friend to take you there that night. Why? Well, I've been wanting to confide in you my true identity, but you weren't tough enough...JUST YET! But now I see that you are ready to take on anyone and anything.
I can't wait for us to fight crime together!
Sincerely,
The PMS Avenger
P.S. FYI: We only work one week out of the month.
Beau - I already knew that. You often forget to wear your glasses when you don't have your tights and cape on. The glasses are the true protector of your identity.
Shanna - best comment ever! "One week out of the month" HAHAHAHAHA!
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