First off, I just drove from downtown to 7200 S on State street without hitting any red lights. What the...? I know! I was freaking out! North Temple to 7200 S! I am not yanking your chain right now. This was for real. I just...I just....can't wrap my mind around it. I wanted to stop at 7Eleven for a Diet Coke, but couldn't bring myself to end the amazingness of it all.
Also, in an effort to post the most unflattering picture of myself, I would like to present black eye number four.
I'm waiting to see if anyone picks this up off the internet and uses it in an awareness poster that reads, "Just Say No To Drunken Bar Fights."