29 November 2008

What Every Gingerbread House Needs...

...is its own octagon. Just in case Santa has any cage-fighting urges. It has been known for an Elf to get out of line every now and then. I hear that Santa can really throwdown.
What you don't realize is that after he makes his opponent tap out, he eats them. That's the tragic truth behind the fatness. What a jolly old fellow.
Please don't show this post to your children. They most likely won't take it well.

6 comments:

Tiffany said...

I'm....I'm...aghast. And I like it.

You rock.

Miyo Strong @ Busath said...

Not only does every gingerbread house need an octagon, but every house with a toddler. (No eating after tapping of course!) My daughter would dig rolling with Santa.:)

Natalie said...

laughing.

so.

hard.

right now.

Thank you VanAss. Thank you so very very much for that.

Jenny said...

sweet! - Did you make this yourself?

King J, Queen M, Princess E and Princess M said...

That is a SWEET ginger bread house!

slideyfoot said...

Strangely relevant to the last few days, given the whole 'Epic Beard Man' meme. Most prophetic of you. ;)