31 July 2008

Well Played, Ivan. Well Played.

I received this email at work today from our Metrology manager. Awesome. Check out the link--total time waster.

Vanessa,
It has come to our attention that some people just don’t get parking. (see below) The yellow lines on both sides of a vehicle are to be an equal distance and parallel to the sides of the vehicle that you are trying to park. If there is a yellow line in front of your vehicle, you are supposed to stop so that no part of your vehicle exceeds or passes the forward line. In the case of a vehicle being across the forward line, do not accelerate and try to push the other vehicle back to their side of the line. Try to leave excess room to not only accommodate your entrance and exit, but the entrance and exit of others. For training purposes, please use this online training program:
http://www.hollettgaming.com/games/playgame.aspx?gid=45
I have not sent this as a GP-Everyone because I knew since the BoSox were swept, part of the parking mishap today could be due to driving upset. In the future please try to park and drive courteously or root for a team that doesn’t get swept.
Thank you—Ivan


(Uhm, it was a rough morning)

4 comments:

Brenna said...

Hilarious! Were you driving with your eyes open? I think that's the way it's supposed to be done... Happy Birthday!!

Jenny said...

So, the Volvo's Still Running, and you haven't had the heart to replace it yet! lol! -- you could blame the Bad park job on faulty steering - but I am thinking it was just a hangover....

Camradd! said...

Thats super funny

Natalie said...

guess what, I actually played the parking game on the link. And it was way fun, and I was smiling and laughing. I hit many cars. It was great.